my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
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Something that I think doesn’t get mentioned enough in the talk abt Confederate statues is that pretty much no other country in the world has as many military status as the United States does. This urban studies theorist wrote a book about capital cities through the world and the only city that even comes close to DC for military statues is pyonyang
Marcus Aurelius. From village of Kandilli, Lamunia. 161-180 AD. Marble. Marble. İstanbul Arkeoloji Müzeleri. Inv. 5129 T
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
oh my god
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
oh my god
I’m cleansed
Romanticize fat girls.
Write epic poems, love songs and lustful ballads.
Build statues, mold sculptures, paint beautiful chubby portraits.
Giggle at the jiggle, admire the folds and the fullness of her arms and adore every lump and bump.
Romanticize the fuck out of fat girls.
Or any, every and all girls
Anyway, romanticize fat girls.
so Trump is going to tamper with and shrink Native American monuments, but we can’t take down confederate statues that were put up by white supremacists? the GOPs motives are becoming more and more clear.
After a year of developing prototypes, artist Jon Almeda successfully created a teeny, tiny pottery wheel that allows him to spin clay into quaint little pots.


Almeda makes vases, bowls, decor, and even tea kettles that are small enough to sit atop a piece of Scotch tape.


These pieces are sturdy enough to undergo standard glazing and firing, then transform into fully embellished ceramics.


when you leave fine arts kids alone
- drama kids: all the wigs and costumes have been tried on by everyone
- art kids: they got the clay and paint. dicks are everywhere
- band kids: they built a fort out of the chairs. one of the drum majors has declared themselves king.
- chorus kids: one guy plays pop tunes while half the girls surround the piano singing in terrible made-up harmonies. the rest of the class is on their fucking iphones.
- computer tech kids: every single person is on coolmath4kids. even if they're seniors.
- Orchestra: kidnaps a band kid and uses them for a ritual sacrifice
